I love how in the show Sam is serious and Dean is the one always derpin in the background
But in real life it’s almost always Jared
How does this not have more notes?
It’s like how Dean is constantly eating, but irl, Jared is the foodie
I adore them.
My dash this morning is hilarious and awesome.
#*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s like ha! #i knew they couldn’t all be ginger! #and molly doesn’t bother telling the doctor that harry isn’t hers #because he is after all one of her boys #and she loves him just as though he was a weasley (via dwcompanion)
those tags broke me a little inside#Molly Weasley turned Daleks into actual pepperpots, because, honestly, she doesn’t have time for their nonsense.
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?
Funniest moments in the Teen Wolf Season 3A blooper reel.
What I thought was happening before the season began versus what actually happened - summary of Supernatural Season 9
Demons in Supernatural
People, reblog, it’s transparent.
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.
THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS
“Who’d want me for a flatmate?” John asked, completely serious at the notion that anyone would actually want to room with him. He glanced at his old colleague when he heard him chuckling. “What?”
“Nothing, I just remembered a funny joke.” He said with a smile. It probably had something to do with two flatmates or something. John didn’t inquire.
“Oh.” He responded simply, returning his gaze to his cup of coffee. After a few minutes of silence, John looked up to ask Stamford a question but stopped when he saw a curious look on the man’s face. He almost seemed horrified. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing.” Stamford stuttered. “It’s just…” He seemed to be trying to get a look at John’s back. “I just thought I saw something on your back.”
A couple days later, John saw something in the papers. It shouldn’t have bothered him, really, he didn’t even know this “Sherlock Holmes” character. He just couldn’t put his finger on why it made him so sad to find out that the so-called “consulting detective” had been victim to another one of those recent suicides.
NO NO NO
John pauses by a police box on his way to the store to get some milk. He smiled a little at the old timey appearance of it. “They just don’t make them like that anymore,” he said, a little wistfully. He jumped when the door flew open.
"You!" the man with the bow-tie snapped. John looked around in surprise but he was the only one around.
"M-me?" he asked, half pointing at himself.
"Yes, you. Don’t you know you jumped the tracks? You were supposed to be there to save that brilliant ridiculous idiot! But no, someone dipped their fingers in the time stream and messed everything all up. I will need to have a word with this person, but for now we need to get you back on track come on," the madman said, grabbing John by the arm and pulling him towards the box.
"Wow wow excuse me I don’t even know you!"
"Nor are you supposed to! But I can’t just let things go all willy-nilly topsie turvey here! Some one has got to save Sherlock Holmes and It might as well be us, eh?"
"I don’t know any Sherlock Holmes," John protested.
"Yes, and that might be the biggest crime here," the man said and finally succeeded in dragging John into the box.
"He killed himself, the papers said, and…oh my," John trailed off, looking around him in surprise. "It….it…."
"Yes, it is bigger on the inside I know. Come on, we’ve got a flatmate for you to meet!"
(in which Moriarty somehow got a hold of time travel tech and fucked everything up and the doctor is just the man to fix it)
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
Cas being unsure of what to get Dean for their first Christmas so he goes to Sam for ideas.
Sam suggests (jokingly) those coupons for favors and Cas thinks this is a great idea so he grabs some paper and markers and he gets to work.
So on Christmas, Cas buys Dean a watch and some other things, but he waits till much later to give Dean his other gift, a small packet of coupons he designed on index cards.
And Dean is confused at first, but then he opens up the packet and his eyes almost pop out of their sockets when he sees what’s written on the cards:
- one free lap dance
- one free blow job (where ever, when ever)
- impala sex
- one hand job under the table
- one shower blow job
- one home made pie
- infinite kisses
- a massage
- one cowboy themed sex session (only one dean, I swear to god, you’re so lucky it’s christmas).
Dean is so amused and Cas is just huffing at him.
"So, can I use these…like…now?” Dean asks.
Cas squints at him. ”I suppose so.”
Dean scrutinizes the cards for a moment and then he pulls one out and hands it over to Cas.
Cas sighs and then nods.
(I’m not telling you which one Dean chose.)